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That pretty lady in there is causin’ all kinds-a-hell. MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. Jeebs: (head is growing back after J shot it off) Oh, great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothin’s gonna taste right! Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The light keeper! All hail K! All hail K! Oh, K, can you see by the dawn's early light. Worms: Once you've had worm, that’s what you'll yearn!
#Men in black zed skin#
Here is one of their stories that “never happened” from one of their files that “doesn’t exist”.įrank the Pug: (upon seeing Ben's skin only) Hey, J, zero percent body fat! (Homage to Lara Flynn Boyle.) Miscellaneous Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.
#Men in black zed how to#
When we're kids, before we're taught how to think, or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands. Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black. move your bum ass out of your mom's house. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia. 
Okay, first, get some contact lenses, ‘cause joints look like they can pick up cable. Yeah, every Saturday night you'd be like, "Flush me J., Flush me." and I'd be like, "Naw.". I will lay the smack-down on your candy ass! (In homage to The Rock). Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now!. How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?. Watch your step, you all have a nice evening. Hopefully you enjoyed our new, smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. Thank you for participating in our drill. Black Man!" And I come in, I ask ya nice, move to the next car! Y'all just sit there like. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway when - That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. 
Yo! People! We got a bug in the electrical system!
Transit Authority, people! We need to move to the forward car, there's a bug in the electrical system. Get a mop, and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately.
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